Baseball teams that completely suck (eg, Blue Jays, Brewers, Tigers, etc.) are not classy. Being a fan of one of these teams is not classy. (The gentle exception is teams that are really old, but suck. It is still fairly classy to be a Cubs fan, even though they suck, because they're, you know, old.)
Also, baseball stadiums with beer gardens in center field (Yes, White Sox, I am talking about you.) are not classy. We understand that half the fun of baseball is the beer (the other half, obviously, has to do with hot dogs and those tight little pants the players wear), but do you really need a whole beer area? Can't you at least pretend to be watching the game?
--Contributed by America, obviously.
Dude, the ONLY fun part of baseball is the beer.
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ReplyDeletebaseball players wear REALLY tight pants. And they're baseball players so they have REALLY nice butts.
You are mistaken.