Cling-wrap.

Clingy significant others are not classy.

Clingy significant others are especially not classy when they are male significant others.

Clingy significant others can be not classy even if they are not your significant other.

--Contributed by America.

Boozy.

Drinking on a Tuesday night (and consequently being hungover on a Wednesday) is not classy.

--Contributed by Canada.

Spiderweb.

The huge spider web on our kitchen ceiling is not classy.

--Contributed by China.

Drive Away.

Blocking in my driveway is not classy.

--Contributed by USA.

First Time.

Only coming to class once a semester (while drunk) is not classy.

--Contributed by Canada.

Mr. Daniels.

Brushing your teeth with Jack is not classy.

Also, coming to class smelling like liquor on a weekday is not classy.

--Contributed by Canada.

Too wealthy!

Coffeeshops that do not take 50$ bills (or debit) are not classy.

Contributed by China.

Boyfriends.

#1 thing that is not classy:

boyfriends who can't keep their mouths shut.

Or, don't have any testicles.

--Contributed by USA.

Introduction

On a lazy Tuesday afternoon in March of 2010, several indiscretions were noticed by several girls whose thighs clearly do touch one another.

It was determined shortly thereafter that these indiscretions ought to be made public for the common good.

And so Things that are not Classy was born.